I was getting my hair done yesterday and Timmy asked me about our vows. Did you write your own marriage vows? I laughed and said no…… But, If I did, they would be realistic. I vow to wake you up ,because I fart and snore in my sleep. I vow to leave the cabinets open. I vow to leave the cap off the tooth paste. I vow to leave you with no toilet paper. I vow to leave the seat up. I vow to eat the last bit of something. I vow to complain about family, work, money etc. I vow to change the channel when you are watching your favorite show. I vow to make you cry. I vow to make you laugh. I vow to embarrass you. I vow to say the wrong the at the wrong time. I vow to have no sympathy for you when you are sick. I vow to fight with you over something stupid. I vow to fight with you during holidays. I vow to not listen to anything you say. I vow to ask for your and advice and opinion, and then ignore it. I will love you…. to death do we part.