I read an article about a woman with two husbands.  For me one is plenty.  It sounds cool at first to have two husbands. … “Big Love. ” Then,  I think of the reality two men snoring and farting in the bed.  Who would end up with the covers in the middle of the night? The toilet lid would never be set down.  Two guys stinking up a bathroom!!!  Maybe if I had two husbands the garbage would always be taken out.  The yard would look amazing.  Repairs would always be  done.  You would never be able to a watch chick flick.  I couldn’t watch ”Sex and the City ” reruns. Forget watching Amercian’s Top Model or Housewives of Orange County.