Hey guyyyyyys-

The Mind Of Maffew is back. As usual, I’ll go over some things and then spotlight one of my many female fans.

First off, thanks to the Pittsburgh Steelers. I know I picked the Cardinals to win, but when I bet I had Arizona +7. The Steelers won 27-23, so I win. We have a lot of Steeler fans in the Upstate. I was behind one of them on the way to lunch at Hooters…

Hey look! It’s a fan of the PITTSBURG Steelers! I bet they live in SPARTANBURGH.

Me? I’m just sitting here doing my blog in 3D.

I got my glasses from seeing “My Bloody Valentine 3D.”

My friend and yours, James Alan “Nine” McDonald frequently talks smizack about people texting going down the road. Well, check out this pic that the Mattarazzi snapped on Friday.

Check out the cigarette and BOTH hands texting. Citizens arrest, pissy! Also, notice that cute NOtee that Jimmy is growing on his chinny chin chin.

Speaking off hotties, we’re looking for new additions to the Rise Girls. So, if you’re a model or an aspiring model send us pics to  TheRiseGirls at gmail.com.

Many times people say to me, we want to know about the behind the scenes antics of TRG. Matt, are you related to Brad Pitt? Are Paige’s hoo-ha’s in fact really just another set of arms? Is it true Fatboy wears crotchless sweatpants on Wednesdays? How does Nine put on his shoes? Well, it’s time for Uncle Maffew to pull back the curtain of TRG and let you in on some of the magic.

And in closing it’s time for Matt’s Fan Of The Week. Meet P1 Sexy Nerd (real name Karen). She’s 25 years old and currently lives in Asheville, NC – originally from New York, NY.

Karen writes:

“Hey Maffew I’m your biggest fan. You’re definitely the most handsome on the show and while that’s not saying much I would venture to say you are the hottest guy I’ve ever met. Remember? We met at Oyster’s At The West End (which I understand you guys will be back there in March for the TRG P1 St. Patty’s Day Party.) Thanks for being you and stay sweet!

Love,

Karen

Thanks Karen, that’s very sweet of you. I love your picture especially how you’re giving me The People’s Eyebrow. I have said on the show before when asked IF I HAD TO BE GAY, I would be gay for The Rock of WWE fame. He’s doing Disney movies now. Pissy. Anyway, thanks for the note.

Ladies if you too would like to receive the spotlight and be Maffew’s Fan Of The Week. Email me at  wm933 at aol.com and include a recent picture and tell me why you like me so much and how I have changed your life.

I’ll be back next week with Chapter 4. Until then, F**KS MY CAR? and God Bless Billy Mays!