Hey pissies, I understand the meaning behind blogs I suppose. But like Nine pointed out, anything really going on with me I generally talk about on the show. But since “the powers that be” has asked me to do a monthly blog…I’ve just been told it will be a weekly blog, then I will concede and try to think of what to say. I will say I won’t blog just to blog, if I have something to say, I will. But if I don’t, I won’t copy and paste Associated Press stories into my blog nor will I write a woe is me blog about how bad my life is when in reality we get paid really well to talk about lesbians, farts, and bad relationships. All in that order. In reality, my life is pretty good. I have a smart, beautiful daughter Grace – who turns 6 next week…what up Gracie Poo! I can go home at 10 am. I get paid to go to bars. I like what we do. It’s fun!

One thing I like to do is take pictures of weird people on my cellphone. Odd, I know. So when you see me out and about and I take your picture, no hard feelings. You probably won’t even notice. But I will post a variety of those pics here from time to time. I also enjoy misspelled signs at businesses, so those may bounce in as well.

Also, another feature of my blog will be showcasing pictures and tidbits about fans of myself. It’s been pointed out on many occassions that I am on the hot one on the show you know. Email me your name, what your favorite thing about me is, and pic to WM933@aol.com So, if you’re a fan of the Upstate Broadcasting Legend that is what Oprah is to 40 year old women, what Elvis was to 50 year old women – the icon that is quite simply – Maffew.