TRY PRIVATE NINJA LESSONS!!!!  That’s right learn how to be a ninja bitches!!

A teacher in NYC who has full Shidoshi status teaches “effective methods of self-protection using elusive timing, control of distance and subtle angling, i.e. like how to avoid the assault of a sword.” 

Think of all the things you could do with this knowledge!  Next time your boss tries to give you work last minute you can evade him and sneek out before he even notices or just throw a ninja star at his face and problem solved! Think your girl is cheating?  She won’t be after you do some quick sword work on the other lover! Blam!  And how much for all of this you ask?  195 per lesson!  SOOOo worth it haha Granted the dude is based out of NYC but here’s the link for more info! Cloud9Living.com

Just in case you need some more convincing here’s that video of tyler taking on a ninja!