Looking at goin’ to college!? Saw these on Oddee.com!! Here are some crazy ass scholarships that actually exist:

• Left-Handed Scholarship – The Fredrick and Mary F. Beckley Scholarship awards up to $1,000 to lefties who attend Juniata College in Pennsylvania.

 

• Fat Kid Scholarship – The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance Scholarship is available to New England high school seniors who are single, overweight and have maintained at least a 2.5 GPA. 2.5 is not that hard to keep!!  So all you really need to do is go to the Fast joint everyday and in a few months you’ll be good to go!
  

 

• Fortune Teller Scholarship – If you can predict the future, then you might be able to get the Excellence in Predicting the Future Award. So wish I would have known about this one before i drop 50 g’s at UT…..
  

 

• Short Kid Scholarship – The Billy Barty Foundation offers scholarships to short students. The cutoff is 4-foot-10. TODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  

 

• Klingon Language Institute’s Scholarship!! — Are you a hardcore Star Trek fan??  Soo hardcore that you know the Klingon Language?  If so 500 bucks for school is wait for you!

 

• Patrick Kerr Skateboard Scholarship!! -  If you’re on your skateboard all the time haven’t been arrested downtown for skating then this is the Scholarship for you!  5 G’s So start practicing you Kickflips, and ollie to frontsides!