We’re at Platnium Plus every Thursday from 10 to Midnight and since we’ve been there I’ve learned alot about strip clubs. One of the questions I got on the show was: “How do I pick up one of the dancers?” My buddy Mike for Knoxville is a pro at this, well he’s a man whore too but that’s beside the point… Here are six of his proven tactics to landing a hot stripper…

1. Get your mind right — Strippers spend most of their time dealing with lame, predictable, and unconfident men. Bring a little game and she’ll be pleasantly surprised to meet you.
2. Keep your eyes OFF the prize… — Keep your eyes off of her body and maintain eye contact.
3. Respect her profession — Don’t refer to it as “stripping.” The term to use for her is “dancer.”
4. Befriend the staff — The bouncers, bus boys, DJs and managers need to be your new best friends. If they know and greet you, you score points in the eyes of the dancers.
5. Go on slow nights — Keep in mind, the girls are there to make money. Go on slow nights when there aren’t a lot of customers vying for their attention.
6. Dig deeper — One of the most effective ways to bond with a stripper is to get her to reveal her hidden talent and ambition.