Thought I would blog for a second before I rest up to go to Performance QSA later. Spring is upon us I see, as I left the station today, I rode home with my window down without freezing to death. Allthough I big hairy guy like me, sometimes I ride to work at four thirty in the morning with the window down, to wake up, since I’m not a coffee drinker. My girl’s first softball game is today, GO KNIGHTS, so let’s hope they win. Its been a quick year so far and the show is flying by. We got big things coming up, St Pat’s Party, Big Ass Draft, Cruise. I can’t wait to see how the year progresses. Til then, I’m off to workout in a bit, down to 297, the march to 215 continues.

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Since I broke my leg there is usually someone who tries to play with my crutches.  Daily I say,”don’t play with crutches because its bad luck.”  The same mantra I keep repeating over and over again.  Frankly, I don’t understand the fascination with them.   Well, I found myself repeating that little phrase the other day while I was eating a late lunch.  I overheard a woman behind me speaking loudly on her cell phone.  This woman called in sick to her work. She said she had a terrible flu virus. Why would someone be out in public like that?  I had to look!  At that moment, a huge frozen cocktail was served to her.  I couldn’t resist watching her quickly consume her drink.  A little later her large plate arrived, followed by another cocktail with a huge piece of pineapple hanging the side of the glass. I ate my salad, while peeking to see if anyone came to join her celebration.  No one arrived! I kept thinking be careful for what you wish for, because  you may just get it.   Montezuma’s Revenge!

They have a new video game that teaches teens all about the birds and the bees..  Here’s how it work.

The online game, gets a player to choose a superhero character and answer true-or-false questions about sexual activity.  The Teen can either be a dude wearing a condom on his head, ” Captain Condom” a virgin named, “Wonder Vag” a boy named, “Willy the Kid” or Power Pap, a sexually active girl!

So who is the super villain in the game?  Glad you asked.   Sperminator,  a muscaular man wearing a red wrestling mask with penis arms!

If you answer the questions right you fight the, Sperminator, but if you get the question wrong.  ohh well Sperminator gives you a shot or sperm….

This is how the are teaching teens about sex in Canada and England..

WANNA PLAY THE GAME.. OR THINK I”M MAKING THIS STUFF UP..  HERE’S THE LINK TO THE GAME!!!

http://www.healthunit.com/sectionList.aspx?sectionID=378

We finally have legal mixed martial arts in South Carolina! Well, I guess we’ve had it for a little bit now. I think it was legalized around four months ago. It’s just that now we get to the actual MMA shows, like The Fight Party at the Bi-Lo Center last Friday night.
It was a good time and a good crowd. They’ll be back in May and hopefully the crowd comes back as well. They ran off 12 fights in about two and a half hours and the vast majority of those fights finished. I think all of them may have finished. Forgive my memory for being fuzzy.
There’s more on the way and that’s fantastic. Quaker Steak & Lube in Greenville (conveniently located a quarter-mile from the station!) is hosting some live MMA on the 20th. They’re going to erect a large tent in the huge lot between Quaker Steak and Harley of Greenville. I believe the tent is going to be enough for the cage, over 1,000 people, and beer vendors. Also, Maffew and myself will be there, and right after the live fights outside, we get to see UFC 110 from Sydney, Australia.

I have to say my favorite part of legalized, sanctioned MMA is the way it can win people over. It’s easy to forget how many people don’t realize there are rules and regulations. One of the guys in sales for the Planet was sitting beside Matt and myself last Friday, and he thought it was going to be some sort of barbaric gladiator contest with no rules and two guys trying to kill each other at any cost. He came away with a heightened understanding along with a whole new understanding of the sport.

The show on Monday was exciting because our old friend Gordon Senerius came by to do Ask a Lawyer. Gordon is a cool guy. Not only a lawyer, but a laid-back individual who loves him some Jimmy Buffett. The questions were good for the most part. The P1’s and their legal problems made me realize how often we wind up in court fighting over children and on behalf of children. That’s a sad reality of our time. We have to chalk it up to that, minimize the trauma, and leave it at that. It’s best to move on.

The most interesting point Gordon made was in regards to tort reform. It’s one of those things we hear thrown around a lot in politics, but does anyone actually know what it entails? I still hardly understand it. I really wish Senerius was here with me right now to explain it to me as I type about it.
In basic terms, medical tort reform would lead to decreased payouts for victims of medical malpractice. Once again, a terrible idea from our government. For one, it would be hard to find anyone who believes decreased medical malpractice insurance premiums would lead to more affordable health care for anyone, anywhere. It seems like putting a band-aid on Paige’s broken leg. And if we did that, and the doctor did just put a band-aid on Paige’s broken leg, she would be screwed out of a good settlement because we regulated how much doctors owe patients when they do things like amputate the wrong limb or leave a piece of medical equipment behind during surgery. If someone thinks any of this is a good idea, please explain it to me in terms I can understand. Because it seems like an awful one.
It seems to me that the government might not care very much about healthcare reform because they only present horribly flawed ideas concerning it. Meanwhile, everybody arguing about it makes it more of a hot commodity and that seems bad as well. We’re screwed, is what I’m saying. If nothing else, we can all agree on that.

February is evidently Marijuana Awareness Month as well as Black History Month. I would imagine it is some other month as well. Every month is designated to recognize or be aware of something. This one just happens to be marijuana. Most people seem to be aware of it so I guess it works.
We talked a bit this morning about legal pot in America. Wondering if and when it may happen, as well as asking people why they would or would not vote to legalize or decriminalize. Unfortunately, our phones went out and we weren’t able to talk to any of those people. Stuff happens. Forrest Gump said that.
I had a polite and thoughtful email from a lady who said she didn’t want to smell pot smoke everywhere she went, or to deal with giggling potheads when she goes to a restaurant or a movie.
For starters, I’m sure it’d be just as illegal to smoke a joint in a movie theater as it is to smoke a cigarette in a movie theater. Same goes for restaurants.
Secondly, if you’re in a movie theater, you’re surrounded by stoned people. And if people are giggling during the movie, you may have gone to see a comedy.
Also, if you’re in a restaurant, someone there is stoned. Quite possibly the person cooking your food. Also the person serving your food. Definitely some other customers. You may not necessarily be in the majority in this case. I’ve been to all-night diners. I know.

  The rise in homelessness over the past year has been caused by two factors: The lack of affordable housing and the rise in poverty. Foreclosures have increased the number of people who experience homelessness.  Unemployment rose to 12% in December. The biggest job losses came in leisure and hospitality business as they employed 5,200 fewer people. Manufacturers lost 800 jobs.  

 Miracle Hill Ministries shelters  600 people nightly.  Thank you for donating food and paper products.  Some people gave the jackets off their backs!

Paige

I had an opportunity to interview the Red Cross about the efforts for the people in Haiti.  Check it out!

Interview with the Red Cross

Hey guys-

The Pussification Of America series will continue next week . I wanted to take a break and share with you a story.

That’s Little Miss Firefly. She’s a 26 year old, 26 inch tall midget – part of the Hellz A Poppin’ Freak Show. We had her, Penguin Boy, and many of the other members of the troupe in studio. Penguin Boy is like 3 feet tall, has no arms, and 2 left hands. Literally, when he was a kid his abusive father cut both of Penguin Boy’s arms off. His hands are transplants, and oddly enough their both left hands.

Little Miss Firefly was a sweet little thing. As I held her in my arms, all I was thinking was….what would this be like? I’ve never been with a midget. And yes to the PC Elite and the haters, she calls herself a midget, so send your email elsewhere. Quit being offended for no reason, pissy.

But as I thought about what it would be like, it hit me. I don’t think I could. Even if she had a bangin’ body with Jessica Alba’s head, it would be difficult. I have a (almost) 7 year old daughter and when I was holding Little Miss Firefly, I was thinking, “This 26 year old is smaller than my kid.” Therefore, I do not feel I could hit it.

Also, here’s the crew with the cast of Hellz A Poppin’ including the man Penguin Boy on the bottom right of Faybay’s gut.

I held a midget, and I liked it…just not like that.

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-Maffew-

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Soooo wife won’t have sex with you?  Don’t want to cheat on her and hook up with someone else? Try cutting your junk off like this guy did…  Who’s never gonna cheat on his wife?  THIS GUY!