Everyone wants to know what my mom looks like so her she is!  She’s a hard ass that always wants me to go back to school to get my Master’s degree….

Well the 370z may not be my ultimate dream car that’s the Ferrari Enzo but I there’s a chance that I might actually be able to have this car someday!   You can see there’s a light resemblance to the Porsche Carrera on the back end and a Supra on the front end.   The over all look of the car has a great mix of strength and style..  At this point I feel like i’m sounding like a freakin’ car ad but I really love this freakin’ car!!   Hear are some of the stats on the my soon to be new ride!

3.7-liter V6  With HP – 332

270 pound-feet of torque

0 to 60 mph time of 4.7 seconds!

Quarter mile run of 13.3 seconds at 105.7 mph (stock)

NEW YORK (AP) – Adoption advocates have united in dismay over
“Orphan,” a horror movie opening next week that they say will
fuel negative attitudes toward real-life orphans.
Some adoption advocates are urging a boycott. A national
coalition is not joining that call but wants a meeting with Warner
Bros. CEO Barry Meyer.
In the movie, a couple decide to adopt a girl from an orphanage.
Their happiness turns to unease and fear as the child turns out
differently from what they expected.
Warner Bros. says it has taken the concerns seriously and has
already removed a particularly controversial line from the trailer.
Spokesoman Scott Rowe says the company is also considering
adding a pro-adoption message at the end of the film when it comes
out on DVD. I have a different opinion about adoption. My cousins were adopted. I don’t think that they are loved any less than the rest of us. I plan to adopt some children. The comments made by Matt this morning. I do not agree with at all. I would hate to think that parents love their adopted children less then there biological children. There are so many children that need good homes and need someone to love them unconditionally.

What’s up pissies?

2 good movies out there that you need to go see.  Bruno and The Hangover.  The Hangover has been out for a while, bust a must see.  More about that flick in just a second.

I went to see Bruno with Nine and Faybay.  Nine and I agree Bruno is much better than Borat.  FooBoo as usual, disagreed with us.  I don’t want to give away too much but Bruno actually interviews a real terrorist.  I believe he’s in bed with Bin Laden somehow.  Amazing Sasha Baron Cohen had the balls to do it.  I wholeheartedly believe Cohen is one of the Top comedians of our time.

Back to The Hangover, I said on the show how much I liked that movie.  P1 Bikini Bottom sent me a link to the following video saying The Hangover is a ripoff of Dude, Where’s My Car?

Slightly.  Maybe.

I’ll be back next time with Chapter 10. Until then, F**KS MY CAR?

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Really, really weird. So weird I’m lost on how to sum up the first half of it without feeling my head start to spin. Bank failures, the culmination of all that money Bernard Madoff stole, a $100mil mortgage fraud indictment in NYC just today. There has been turmoil on every continent, especially concerning Iran’s election and the coup in Honduras. North Korea is firing off missiles at nothing in particular. The international scene is so crowded with issues right now, no one is bothering to feed the starving people of Africa. No one is bothering to try and stop the various civil wars and genocidal regimes anywhere.
We have global economic woes, 50+ bank failures in the United States. No one trusts anyone and the smartest investors apparently are the ones who buried their money in mason jars in the back yard. Cousin Eddie from National Lampoon’s Vacation is my nomination for Secretary of the Treasury. The rich aren’t even getting richer.
A couple of the 2012 Republican presidential hopefuls went and got themselves scandalized and Sarah Palin up and quit her gig in Alaska and that seems a little weird to a lot of people.
Michael Jackson was coming back, then he was dead. Still is, as far as I know. If he’s the beginning of a brain-munching zombie apocalypse, I can’t say it will surprise me. Not now.
There are planes falling out of the sky and planes landing in the Hudson River. There are seven huge burmese pythons let loose near a nuclear station by our own government to become giant scary Godzilla snakes – and they’re in Aiken. We can’t run away to North Carolina. They have some kind of alien sewer worm taking over beneath Raleigh and I saw Tremors too many times as a kid.
California is literally giving people IOU’s and you can donate on PayPal to help Los Angeles cover security costs for Michael Jackson’s funeral. It’s so weird in our world right now that Stuart Smalley became a senator and no one even blinked.
When I was younger I thought the dystopian future would be like something from 1984, if you remember reading in high school. Now I think the dystopian future is more like Idiocracy, the 2006 Mike Judge movie. Granted, Idiocracy seems like a lot more fun just because there’s a lot more Batin’ and Big Brother is like the lovechild of Apollo Creed and Hulk Hogan, which would be similar to a cousin of Mr. T. Sort of Dennis Rodman meets Jesse The Body Ventura.
I guess what I’m saying is, Idiocracy tells the future and I’m equal parts terrified and excited.

I have great empathy for Micheal Jackson’s daughter Paris.

I too lost my Daddy.  No one can understand how it feels.  The pain

is so bad…. you can’t breathe.  It is hard for a child to comprehend

 the sudden death of  a parent.  I know all of his family are

overwhelmed with grief.

We’re at Platnium Plus every Thursday from 10 to Midnight and since we’ve been there I’ve learned alot about strip clubs. One of the questions I got on the show was: “How do I pick up one of the dancers?” My buddy Mike for Knoxville is a pro at this, well he’s a man whore too but that’s beside the point… Here are six of his proven tactics to landing a hot stripper…

1. Get your mind right — Strippers spend most of their time dealing with lame, predictable, and unconfident men. Bring a little game and she’ll be pleasantly surprised to meet you.
2. Keep your eyes OFF the prize… — Keep your eyes off of her body and maintain eye contact.
3. Respect her profession — Don’t refer to it as “stripping.” The term to use for her is “dancer.”
4. Befriend the staff — The bouncers, bus boys, DJs and managers need to be your new best friends. If they know and greet you, you score points in the eyes of the dancers.
5. Go on slow nights — Keep in mind, the girls are there to make money. Go on slow nights when there aren’t a lot of customers vying for their attention.
6. Dig deeper — One of the most effective ways to bond with a stripper is to get her to reveal her hidden talent and ambition.