Lots of new things going on. Lots of things going on in general. It’s always a busy time of year for us but it feels especially busy this year with all of the Test Fest events along with the Crawfish Boil and BMW Pro-Am. It’s a lot of fun, to be honest about the whole thing. It’s great to be out so many places doing so many things with so many different people.

That’s my new tattoo. The finished product, finally. I’ll post a better picture than a blurry cell phone shot. It’s quite beautiful. More quality work from Eddie Lamb. I have the idea for the next tattoo I’ll eventually get. Not going to spill it just yet, however.
Lots going on. Not sure who to like in the big UFC fight later this month. Machida and Evans are undefeated beasts in the octagon. I’ll say Machida because his all-around fight game is probably better. Still, Evans is good at knocking people out. An exciting fight that definitely shouldn’t be overshadowed by Brock Lesnar and Frank Mir. Then again Jose Canseco fighting a 7′2″ Korean war machine is overshadowing everything in my mind because I love the circus for the sideshow.
I mentioned the BMW Pro-Am being one of many events we’ll be part of in the month of May. I’ll be at Thornblade for round one in about nine hours. Right around 5AM at the big clubhouse. We’re doing tomorrow’s show live from a balcony outside the room where golfers eat an amazing breakfast. Just by our proximity, we also get the benefit of the awesome breakfast. It’s every man’s dream, really. Big time golf is in town and your job is to go hang out on a balcony overlooking the course watching Kordell Stewart eat sausage. I’ll tell you this, Kordell Stewart seems to be a guy who may like to eat a lot of sausage. All sorts of sausages. But I bet not many people actually get to catch Kordell Stewart eating sausage in the flesh.
Some former Gamecocks are there, too. Sterling Sharpe and George Rogers will be on hand playing a round. Interesting tidbit: The Tennessee Volunteers have kicked more players off the football team than any other NCAA team for violating team rules.* Specifically, trying to snort the goal line.** Travis Henry tried to sell an end zone to the CIA.***
*Not true
**Totally just made that all up.
***Possible.