I have developed an annoying habit of pulling my fiance’s chest hair.  I also love to and give him a snuggie.   I like to give  him one by and catch him off guard.  These are two things that I know that bug him.  We are a very playful couple. It is fun to tease each other.  When he says knock it off,  I want to do it again.   So, when I see him tonight I must resist temptation.  I must keep my hands to myself.  I don’t like my bra snapped or having my panties pulled up my butt… either. It is always fun when you do it to someone else.   We are both laughing but deep down in side I know he is thinking that if I wasn’t a girl he would kick my ass. 

I might start a support group.

Never really had a chance to visit some of the great spots around the Up State!  So over the weekend some good friends and I hit up Bald Rock and Chimney Rock!  It was one of the coolest times i’ve had in the Up State.  We climbed down the side of the rock where the cars had been pushed off and saw all the wreckage and tried to climb up the side of the rock face!  Dumb, but great times!  The girls were the smart ones in the group and stayed at the top and just laughed at us when we got stuck!  Grrr.  All in all it was just really great to relax with great friends and see the view!   Here are some of the pics from the trip!

Findings released in a study published in the International Journal Of Epidemiology have made some people upset.    Scientist in London report that the rising number of fat people are the cause for global warming.  In this study scientist warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production, therefore a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.  Fat people are more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage. Having a huge body is like driving in a gas guzzler.  Each fat person is said to be responsible for emitting a ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a thin person.  Oxfam warned yesterday that the number of people  hit by climate-related disasters will soar by more than a half in the next six years to 375 million. The impact of more storms, floods and droughts could overwhelm aid organizations.

Basically, we have ”super-sized” ourselves to death.  How much environmental damage have we caused on the Rise Guys Morning Show? We have a case study. 

Granted its been awhile seen all of this has happend but heres your up date: The fish all ended up dying….  To make things worse the big one, spike the yellow tang, well.. What do you do when your fish die?  You flush them right?  So I tried to flush Spike and he got stuck, somewhere in the pipe line.  I had to go buy some freaking drain-o to dissolve the fish body so the freaking tolit would work..  poor poor spike…

What’s up pissies?

I haven’t blogged in over a month and that’s bad – I know! But I’ve been trying to get away from this topic but I’m tired of being asked. So, from henceforth I will direct those with inquisitive minds here.

So this will go up and be here until I’m sure the Entercom legal team pulls it down. Here goes…

I had a great time when I went to Boston. There. Are you all happy now? I was all over Boston seeing pretty much everything I wanted to except:

-Didn’t get to make it to Salem, Mass to see the witch museums

-The Boston ghost tour didn’t start for another 3 weeks

-And I was going to make a day trip to Rhode Island until I found out 1) I couldn’t really walk into the TAPS “office” and meet the stars of my favorite show “Ghost Hunters” on SciFi and 2) Quahog apparently is not a real place. Bummer.

But I did see a lot and I took some pictures to share with all my MF’ers. So let’s begin, and uh, we shall!

This is a very old graveyard just behind the Boston Commons park. Several big name American patriots are buried here.

Here’s the grave of Sam Adams. American Patriot, his beer tastes like urine. (Or what I have been told it tastes like I should say. Who am I to believe Vince?)

Paul Revere. The British Are Coming! Beastie Boys song about drinking beer in a desert doing things with wiffle ball bats. Also, a song I feel is played way too much.

This tree in the graveyard is hangin’ brains.

Here I am standing across the street from the site of The Boston Massacre. Some “massacre.” Only 5 people died in this so called massacre. Don’t get me wrong I hate that 5 people died 250+ years ago – but I feel massacre is a bit strong, don’t you?

Oh yeah, this dude was praying to the grave of this person I didn’t recognize by name. Maybe a family member? Now that I look at the pic closer maybe he’s not praying. Maybe he was stealing the change other folks had left on the grave.

This one is odd. I was standing across the street and saw this glass sculpture, so I said what the hell, smile for the camera! Then I walked across the street and realized it was a Holocaust memorial. The glass was etched with every survivors name. Sorry for smiling and mine apologies to Faybay’s ancestors.

This is the oldest restaurant in America that is still in business. I could have sworn that dubious title went to the Dairy Queen in Berea. But no! It was this place. Great Chowdah by the way.

Here I am standing in front of the Ted Williams statue in front of Fenway Park. Above my head you see the gay ghost of Ted right before it tried to go down my britches.

Enough about Bahstun. If you’ve never been there, go. Go now. I had a blast.

I recently saw a plus sized grandma who had recently pissed her pants sitting beside a man wearing a t-shirt that said “I LOVE THAT COUNTRY MUSIC!” Enjoy.

BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! Paige is about to fart really loud!

Are you on Twitter? If you answered yes, follow me – https://twitter.com/maffew933

If you answered no, you need to be. All the cool kids are doing it.

And as usual, in closing it’s time for Matt’s Fan Of The Week. This email was from MF’er (Matt Fan)  – Laura.

“Hey Maffew-

I just wanted to send you a note and say how much I love the show and how handsome you are.  I, too, recently went to Boston and I think I may have been there the same time you where, weird huh?  I have included a picture of ME in Boston sitting on the lap of Red Auerbach’s statue – in this case I was imagining YOU were Mr. Auerbach.

 I love you!

-Laura” 

Well, thank you Laura.  You are too kind and freakin’ hot as hell.

I’ll be back next week with Chapter 6. Until then, F**KS MY CAR? and God Bless the late career of one Chuck Liddell!

-Maffew

wm933@aol.com – email

https://twitter.com/maffew933

     Technically, I guess you could say this is Chapter Two officially but nonetheless, blogging regularly feels pretty good. It gives me a chance to clear my mind when something comes up I want to talk about, sports related of course, like the hiring of Isiah Thomas by Florida International University, to coach their men’s basketball team.

First of all, we have to seperate the hall of fame player, from the lame duck coach. Saying that, pretty much does it. Isiah proved he could not coach on the professional level without having to recruit, what makes you think that he can coach on the college level with having to recruit?  He ran one of the most notorious sports franchises in the world, into the laughing stock of the league it once carried,by misappropriating gross amounts of money on mediocre talent. Not to mention the sexual harassment issues that went on with the Knicks.

Maybe hewill do good on the college level now. It isn’t like Florida International is a premiere program in a premiere conference so he could actually get by with being mediocre and keeping a nice job in a nice place for the forseeable future. I personally don’t see how he can recruit talent or get anyone excited about his program being as stoic as he is in this interview I am watching. I mean he basically told Andy Katz that he could coach better than he is about to try to.

Oh well, good luck to you Isiah. Hopefully you will win a lot of games and make it into the play in game of the NCAA Tournament to get destroyed by the overall number one seed. Again, we will see what happens. That’s all for now, hard to blog and talk to four different people at once, so we will wait and see what the next few days brings us as Chapter 2 will be here before you know it.

FB.

I read a story on line today.  I thought it might make you think about that special someone.    As Americans, our lives are so hectic and busy that we often take things for granted.   This story is about the ultimate sacrifice.  ” I love you so much, that I would take a bullet for you. ”  I have heard that statement before.  Here is a couple who literally did it for each other.

(AP)   A couple in Afghanistan has been executed for trying to elope.  A Taliban firing squad armed with A-K47’s killed the couple in front of a crowd.  The couple had been caught trying to flee to Iran to get married.   The story is so sad.  It is like a modern version of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.  

I’m watching Role Models while I blog. McLoving is dressed as Peter Criss, Stifler as Ace Frehley and the hilariously talented Paul Rudd is the Starchild himself.
This was one of my favorite movies from 2008. Easily top 5, now that I think about it. There wasn’t a lot to choose from if you’re into the stuff I’m into. You had Pineapple Express and Wall-E but not much past a few gems. Nothing really outstanding. I finally watched Milk and I won’t discuss that because it opens up all sorts of arguments and issues. I think that’s what they want so I choose to be a big ol’ rebel. I will watch and enjoy their film, but it will not inspire me to change my community if I can help it.
I basically don’t want people picketing outside my home. Enough strangers know where I live as it is. If they’re on the sidewalk with signs when I get home one day I’m pretty sure I would plow into them with the 2009 Ford Flex from D&D Ford.

Most importantly at the moment, it’s another baseball season and that means another April filled with me saying the Braves will win the world series. Good start so far. 5-1 start to the season after 3 in Philly and 3 at home Vs Washington. Still in Atlanta for the rest of this week. The Marlins are also 5-1 and they’re coming in with that murderer’s row of people no one ever heard of.
The 2009 season looks a little weird. The Royals look good. A lot of perennially bad teams look pretty decent and I couldn’t begin to pick a favorite for the world series.

One of the best parts of a new baseball season is the return of Manny Ramirez. Not only is he a hitting machine with Predator hair, he is now saying he’d like to leave Los Angeles in the future so he can go back to Cleveland, where he started. He is a senseless man. He is the only man alive who would sit under a palm tree in Los Angeles and wish he could be hanging out in Ohio. What’s not to love?

I’ve done a lot since I last blogged. I got to do something cool and different with my mother last week. I took her to see Old Crow Medicine Show. It’s a fun show with all manner of banjos and fiddles going on. The crowd was interesting and really diverse. I saw way more P1’s than I would expect at an old time string band sort of show. Mom enjoyed herself. She likes when we’re out somewhere and people come up to me talking about the show. Makes her feel proud. It embarrasses me when she is around.

I also got to see Cheech & Chong two weeks ago. They’re on tour all across North America and I totally lucked into the tickets. My buddy Rich was going to the show, but he wound up going to see Iron Maiden in Florida and that means his tickets fell right in my sizeable lap. It was an amazing experience. Another really diverse crowd. Again, a good many P1’s in attendance but it didn’t surprise me to see them there. No surprise at all on that one.
The show itself was solid and entertaining. Tommy Chong’s wife opens their shows and she is a funny lady. She’s also about the hottest older lady you will ever lay eyes on in your life and it’s all the better because she’s hilarious on stage pulling her weight with a couple of comedic legends. I’ll tell you this, if Cheech doesn’t regret all the time he spent doing Nash Bridges…Well, he should.
I’m going to be happy as long as neither of them dies before the new movie is done. They can die all they want before it comes out, as long as they wait till after filming. They should be so classy as Heath Ledger.

Lots of exciting things coming up soon. More baseball. Greenville Drive season is on now! And Test Fest is around the corner. Cool events for this year, at least from what I’m hearing. It’s gonna line right up around the time of the Greenville Crawfish Boil, too. We’ll get out and about and have good manly fun getting dirty all across the upstate doing various man things. There’s so much testosterone every year I have to start shaving my back by the third week.

     Sorry it’s been so long. Things have been happening that I cannot comment on but believe me, I wish I could. Especially after events that happened this weekend, pretty much made up my mind about some things. Nonetheless, that’s not why I’m writing.

I just watched the best Master’s tournament this year that I can remember in a long time. I’m a huge Phil Mickelson fan, since I was a kid, and watching him in near perfect form was a real treat. The pairings on Sunday were perfect in my opinion and I could watch Phil and Tiger battle all day, having said that, the playoff was great as well. Congrats to Angel Cabrera, he earned it by playing out of the woods, lol.

Baseball is here finally, opening day is probably my favorite day of the year in sports. I think its great because, not only do I love baseball, I love going with family. I enjoy taking my son to games and watching him try to eat a hot dog while he stays glued to the game the entire time. Baseball games are a treat that bring Fathers and Sons together and if you can ever take your child to one, you shouldn’t pass up the chance. Nine’s Braves look good so far with a better than expected offense providing mass run production, as my RedSox struggle with giving up runs and shaky pitching. At the end of the year, I still look for those teams to face off in the World Series, with the Sox winning of course in six games.

UNC wrapped up their second National Championship under Roy Williams. Allthough I picked Connecticut to win it all, I did say, as well as others, if North Carolina plays defense, no one can touch em. They played defense and they are the champs, enough said. As a Clemson fan, I’m glad that some more hardware is coming back to the ACC, the second best conference in college basketball.

Thats all for now, I think I have left you something to chew on with this. Hope you guys like what I finally figured out what to do with my blog. I’m a sports fanatic so why not blog about the one thing I love more than naked women. PEACE.

FB.

I am tired of self-involved people. The world doesn’t revolve around just one person. I found this story.  I hope it makes you think before you do something stupid. A woman commits suicide, lands on a teen at  a NYC mall.  The woman jumped from the third floor. She jumped to her death inside a busy New York City mall  landed on a teenager, causing injuries that sent him to a hospital.  The lower level of the Queens Center mall was packed full with high school students on spring break when the woman jumped.  17 year old Derrick Munoz had been sitting in a message chair with a sign reading, “sit back and relax,” when the woman landed him.  Derrick was briefly knocked unconscious and has a large gash on his head.