PEARL JAM’S MIKE McCREADY TESTIFIES ABOUT EMBARRASSING BATHROOM INCIDENTS    

We have all been in this situation! I could not imagine how hard it 

must be for Mike McCready.  I hear people whine and complain all day long.

Things may be tough right now. There is always someone out there who is less fortunate then you.

     What can I say, it’s Friday. Everybody’s favorite day right? I do have to say I wish you guys were in the studio today to see all the hott women we had today for the hottest tattoo’d girl contest. I’m sure I spelled that wrong.  I believe Mafffewwww is working on the pics and they should be up this weekend. I’m glad it came down to a coin flip because if it were really up to me, I don’t think I could have made a decision. They all were gorgeous with great bodies.

     Along with that, I thought this week was a good week of shows, I hope you all aggree. Not a whole lot going on this weekend but getting ready for the Super Bowl. I look forward to seeing everybody at Wild Wing Sunday and just having a great time. I figured since it was Friday, I’d throw out a few quick comments and be done with it. I’m sure I will be good for a rant or two in the next blog, lol. Until then, have a great weekend all and if you are out and about or wanna party, hit me up. 864-643-7211. PEACE.

 FB.

 P.S. Nuff said.

Salutations pissies…

I was supposed to have this blog up by Wednesday, it is Thursday and I’m doing it. My blog was not complete, I had some final photos to get thus, it is now done and we shall.

Everybody and their damn daddy will be blogging about the Super Bowl, so I’ll make this fast – Arizona 31 – Pittsburgh 28 – L-Fitz is the man.

Some simple observations before we move onto Maffew’s Fan Of The Week…

I love going to Hooter’s. I really do like the food. Even though that sounds as cliche’ as “I read Playboy for the articles” – it’s true. But yeah, the scenery is rather good as well. As a matter of fact, the current staff at Hooter’s on Laurens Rd. in Greenville might be their best yet. And most of them are P1’s. But one young lady who shall remain nameless decided to adorn me with the Hooter hat.

I bought Grace (my 6 year old) a Scooby Doo action figure set the other day at Toys R Us. That cartoon is 40 years old and she loves it. So back to the toy, I was kinda weary about giving it to her. Silly me always thought Velma was a girl.

As I told you last time I like to make fun of funny/dumb/or misspelled signs. If I can I take pictures of them, then I shall. Let’s start with this one. Do you want to value size that?

In the OLD days there were 3 sizes for drinks. Small, medium, and large. But look at the sign above I took a picture of. It’s a local drive thru and I have added the black bar to keep that restaurants identity hidden. You can get a small but it’s called a Value Size, you can medium but it’s called a small. Why not enjoy large Coke, but don’t tell anybody it’s really a medium. And if you want the big one? (Ladies email me…) no seriously, if you want the big one, you need not to order a large, it’s called King size, but it’s really a large. WTF?

Chinese food is good. I especially love their “SWEET DONNUTS” – pissssy!

Me? I’m just chillin’ listening to some Slipknot, ready for them to burn down the BILO Center.

And finally, you’ve waited for it…it’s time for Maffew’s Fan Of The Week. Meet P1 Brooklyn, she’s 24. She’s originally from Beverly Hills, now resides in Pelzer.

Brook writes:

“Hey Matt, I’m so glad you’re writing blogs now. I love keeping up with you off the show. That’s why I follow you on Twitter. I think your profile is at:

http://twitter.com/maffew933

Right? Anyway Matt, you are so sexy, I love listening to your voice in the mornings. Would you think bad of me if I told you I’m good to myself listening to your voice? I also like listening to your new CD “The Worst Of The Rise Guys Volume 6 – The Darrin & Phillip Show” 2 CD set that I bought for only $14.99 at Earshot Music on Laurens Road in Greenville, SC. You guys are amazing, but Matt, you’re my favorite!

Love,

Brook XOXOX”

Thanks Brook. Your kind words mean a lot to me. Ladies if you too would like to receive the spotlight and be Maffew’s Fan Of The Week. Email me at  wm933 at aol.com and include a recent picture and tell me why you like me so much and how I have changed your life.

I’ll be back next week with Chapter 3. Until then, F**KS MY CAR?

Fedor did not disappoint at the Affliction show on Saturday night. I was worried he might, but I always get the upset jitters when he is in the ring or the octagon or wherever he may be fighting. Still, all it takes is an ill-timed flying knee and Fedor will put his large Russian fist through your large Belarusian face. And that’s exactly what happened. The whole fight took a few seconds longer than I’ve been typing this paragraph.
It was generally a great night of fights, but there was one problem. When Brock Lesnar fights on a UFC show, my living room fills up with more people than I would ever actually invite over here. When you get Forrest Griffin Vs Rashad Evans, Rampage Jackson Vs Wanderlei Silva and Frank Mir Vs Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira all in the same night, you have half as many people. When Fedor fights Arlovski, my roommate and my neighbor and one other dude will show up for the fights.
I can see how it works the way it does. Brock Lesnar is a monster of a man, but Fedor has an empty stare that tells me he has killed many, many people for Mother Russia. How is a murderous robot not entertaining to more people? What is wrong with the world? If Fedor had some sweet tribal ink and looked like the poster boy for meth (Hello, Iceman) I guess he would go over better. As it is, those Affliction shirts look less cool every time he wears one to the ring because he is a big goofy sort of dude who will kill you.

Now that I’ve spent time screaming how there are great fights that aren’t UFC fights, I will shamelessly move to talk about St. Pierre-Penn this weekend. St. Pierre is going to win. There. Keeping it simple.

Arizona and Pittsburgh this weekend is the other thing going on. That will be fun. Maffew and I will be at the Wild Wing Cafe in Greenville that evening starting around 6ish. The line on the game is still Pittsburgh favored by 7. Try to get your friends drunk enough that you can put money on Arizona +7, but not so drunk that they don’t remember and don’t have to pay after Pittsburgh fails to answer the question of how you stop Larry Fitzgerald from going for 150 yards in a playoff game.
I could also be way off base on this one. On the one hand, I really have a feeling about Arizona. So do a lot of other people, however. That is where my concern lies. A lot of people love Arizona +7 and that is never a good sign. I’m probably an idiot for not liking Dick LeBeau’s defense to dominate the game like they dominate every game.

I’m going to put on pants and go eat sushi.

Well here’s the update!  2 clown fishies are now dead in my fish tank!  1 Flame angle fish is dead as well… and I don’t think the other two fishies are responding to treat meant.  DAMN MY FISH TANK!! Its a money pit………..  Wait for updates on the all new Survivor Fish Tank Island..

• While doctors at a California hospital haven’t said whether a woman who gave birth Monday to octuplets received fertility treatments in order to conceive the babies, infertility specialists told the Los Angeles Times that they question whether enough was done to prevent such a risky pregnancy. Chances are very small that the babies were conceived naturally, experts said, and reproductive-medicine specialists have the expertise to avoid high-risk pregnancies such as this one. The octuplets—two girls and six boys—were born via cesarean section about 9½ weeks early at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center in Bellflower, Calif. The babies weighed between 1 pound, 8 ounces and 3 pounds, 4 ounces, according to the Times . The parents of the babies have not been identified. The octuplets are in stable condition, the hospital reports, and two babies who initially had needed help breathing were well enough to have breathing tubes removed yesterday.
• I read this story yesterday.  I feel for this woman. It is hard enough  to have one child.  Eight babies crying all at the same time. Yikes!  I hope they have enough money to  feed all of these children.  It will take the whole village. 
• Heres an update on this story.  The 33-year old woman from Whittier California is named Nadya Suleman.
• She’s unmarried, unemployed, and including the eight newborns she has 14 kids
• who are all under the age of eight.  All of her children were conceived through vitro
• fertilization.
• Nadya wants $2 Million to give an interview to Oprah.  

     So we are now bloggers, all of us on the morning show. I don’t mind blogging but as Skip said it best, most of my bitches, complaints, comments, and humor, are heard monday through friday from six to ten in the morning. Having said that, I don’t mind blogging, just might be more of my personal life you hear about and sometimes might not have anything at all. I’ll try to keep you guys informed the best I can.

As far as the show is going, I think we have really been firing on all cylinders since we came back from the two week break. I think it was needed time apart for everybody. Two weeks is a long enough time to be apart from each other and realize how much you miss each other, and the airwaves. We all love being here and doing the show and being creative but in my opinion, that break came at the right time, especially for skip.

It was a dark time for awhile there and Skip didn’t make it very fun to be at work. I’ve known the guy longer than anyone else on the show and it was hard to see him go through all the stuff he is going through and breakdown right before our eyes. It makes you feel helpless to see a friend go through something like that and there is nothing you can do. In my opinion since the break, he has been back to his old self, of being a general smartass and cracking people up. I’m glad it’s back.

I think the new year is going to be a big one for the show and it comes at a great time because I think creatively, everybody is contributing great stuff that will further seperate us from the rest and prove how much of a commodity we are. It’s all thanks to you guys as well. I get a kick out of some of these calls that come in that are just as funny, and I wish we could air some of them but the FCC is a pissy. Stay tuned for more, the rest won’t be as long winded, thanks for listening, pissy.

FB.

 Nashville  TN voters are heading to the polls to decided whether to make English the mandatory language for all city business. The charter amendment dubbed “English First” would prevent city government from translating written materials into other languages or using interpreters for people who don’t speak English well.  There are exemptions for public health and safety.  If approved Thursday, it would make Nashville the largest U.S. city with such a law. Councilman Eric Crafton, who has led the proposal, argues that requiring one language is an orderly way to unite the city of more than half a million people . Opponents say it would drive businesses, tourists and potentially millions in federal grants away from a city known for its Southern hospitality. (Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Hey pissies, I understand the meaning behind blogs I suppose. But like Nine pointed out, anything really going on with me I generally talk about on the show. But since “the powers that be” has asked me to do a monthly blog…I’ve just been told it will be a weekly blog, then I will concede and try to think of what to say. I will say I won’t blog just to blog, if I have something to say, I will. But if I don’t, I won’t copy and paste Associated Press stories into my blog nor will I write a woe is me blog about how bad my life is when in reality we get paid really well to talk about lesbians, farts, and bad relationships. All in that order. In reality, my life is pretty good. I have a smart, beautiful daughter Grace – who turns 6 next week…what up Gracie Poo! I can go home at 10 am. I get paid to go to bars. I like what we do. It’s fun!

One thing I like to do is take pictures of weird people on my cellphone. Odd, I know. So when you see me out and about and I take your picture, no hard feelings. You probably won’t even notice. But I will post a variety of those pics here from time to time. I also enjoy misspelled signs at businesses, so those may bounce in as well.

Also, another feature of my blog will be showcasing pictures and tidbits about fans of myself. It’s been pointed out on many occassions that I am on the hot one on the show you know. Email me your name, what your favorite thing about me is, and pic to WM933@aol.com So, if you’re a fan of the Upstate Broadcasting Legend that is what Oprah is to 40 year old women, what Elvis was to 50 year old women – the icon that is quite simply – Maffew.

My fish are dying!!!  I have a 46 gallon saltwater tank and one of the snails in the tank died and I didn’t catch it till a week later on top of that I added a new fish to the tank, a Flame angle the red fish with black stripes, which ended up being too much for the rest of my little fishies..  So not the clown fish are sick and the yellow tang isn’t looking too good either.  The only fish that’s doing well in the blue one, aka the cheapest one in the tank!!!  So i’m working on saving the little guys but I don’t know…  Pray for the little guys.